random gems from the weekend*~

i've slept about ten hours and still feel like this is what my face looks like:

X_-

no lie. i am passed dead on the toliet, i'm nailed in the coffin, waiting for burial.

i also took my bra off last night to some black smudges, like eyeliner. it looks like someone tried to Y SO SRS? my chest. what the hell happened sunday night in tulsa? how inappropriate was it? i need to know.

(there is a beer in my hand, THAT JUST HAPPENED)

(at this point none of us could stand)

(lmao my face behind A, and that was the choice holder for redbulls)